i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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