Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
