Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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