I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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