Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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