Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Everyone says I win the strip club
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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