There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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