let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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