I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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