Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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