would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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