Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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