literally had 100 drinks last night.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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