This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
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The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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