Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
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This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I want to fling myself into the sun
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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