but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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