Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
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I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
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I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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