We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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