About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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