i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
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How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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