He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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