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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  We are so in love

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  so when's the next time you get to see your balls

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.

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• (760): View more from California

  It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.

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• (949): View more from California

  Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.

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• (408): View more from California

  He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?

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  19 Groupies Confess What It’s Really Like To Hook Up With Famous Rockstars

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops

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• (562): View more from California

  I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!

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