i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.