No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live