We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
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yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!