Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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