was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Everything about him screamed your future.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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