There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I got chris browned last night
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
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If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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