what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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