Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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