Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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