i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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