she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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