fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
