I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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