I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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