dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
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Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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