Where did you get a picture of my penis
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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