Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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