I want to make a zoo with you.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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