Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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