Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I wear drunk well.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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