There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
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Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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