I wish life had little blips of pornography
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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