R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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