you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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