Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
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