I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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