I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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