I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
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Only a mothe r could love this liver
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
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My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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