sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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