They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Of course I have a pirate flag
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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