I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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