We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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