return my video game
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
