What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
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I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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